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SACRAMENTO, CA—Expressing concern that time was running out and she would soon be past her prime, local aging teenager Miranda Ganford told reporters Wednesday that she was beginning to worry she’d never find her Prince Andrew. “Every little girl imagines that someday her Prince Andrew will come, and she’ll be coerced…

SACRAMENTO, CA—Expressing concern that time was running out and she would soon be past her prime, local aging teenager Miranda Ganford told reporters Wednesday that she was beginning to worry she’d never find her Prince Andrew.

“Every little girl imagines that someday her Prince Andrew will come, and she’ll be coerced into having sex with him,” the 14-year-old said as she examined herself in a mirror, asking, “What dirty old prince would abduct me now?” as she scrutinized her appearance for any signs that puberty was approaching.

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