As the world grapples with the horrors of the Israel-Hamas war, many people trying to stay up to date with the situation are finding the media’s coverage lacking for myriad reasons, but exactly what accurate reporting on the conflict looks like is difficult to define.
The Onion asked Americans what balanced coverage of Gaza means to them. James Vorbau, Architect “It means accurately reporting the number of subhuman animals that were killed.” Maddy Castillo, Web Developer “Not sure. I stopped paying attention to that months ago.” Alison Njoki, Set Designer “Well, I can tell you it doesn’t mean reporting on civilian casualties, that’s for sure.” Isla Malten, Potter “Please, not this right now. We’re trying to have a nice dinner.
” Anthony Deacon, Organizer “Fully wiping myself of empathy before saying the words ‘well, actually.’” Grant Phelps, Zoologist “Thank you for pointing this out. I haven’t seen a single story from the perspective of a Palestinian hyrax.” Gloria Rodriguez, Hair Stylist “Each side gets to pitch their ideas for a ceasefire on Shark Tank.” Devin Larson, Graphic Artist “Only listening to what the Jewish lady from ‘Big Bang Theory’ says.
Norge Siste Nytt, Norge Overskrifter
Similar News:Du kan også lese nyheter som ligner på denne som vi har samlet inn fra andre nyhetskilder.
Red-Pilled Americans Explain Why Men Should Never Get MarriedRed-pilled individuals claim they have awakened to the truth that no-fault divorce, spousal support, custody laws, and many other things associated with marriage are biased against men. The Onion asked red-pilled Americans to explain why men should never get married, and this is what they said.
Les mer »
Vote Heather Moreno SLO County supervisor, for a balanced approachOPINION by ADAM VERDIN As a resident and business owner deeply concerned about California’s homeless crisis and its impact on San Luis Obispo County, its
Les mer »
Ohio State Has Balanced 2024 Coaching Staff with Similar Mix On Both Sides of the BallOhio State’s 2024 coaching staff features a similar mix of coaches on both sides of the ball including proven coordinators, ace recruiters and longtime veterans of the staff.
Les mer »
Judge Demands Trump Explain His Accountant Allen Weisselberg's Apparent LiesTrump accountant Allen Weisselberg is apparently working out a deal addressing lies he told on the stand in the New York bank fraud trial. Now Trump is in even more trouble.
Les mer »
Supernova Helps Explain the Creation of Cosmic Dust Storms in Elliptical GalaxiesThe creation of dust in spiral galaxies like the Milky Way has been attributed to exploding stars, but most dust in elliptical galaxies may come from a different type of supernova.
Les mer »
Real Life Unsolved Mysteries People Can't Explain — February 2024I'm gonna be honest — scary stories don't usually get to me, but a couple of these...well...🫨
Les mer »