Was banishment from the Garden too tough a punishment for Adam and Eve? And other parental conundrums.
And so the Lord created two humans in His image, called Adam and Eve. And He put them in the Garden of Eden and provided them with everything that they could want. And all He asked in return was that they not eat from the Tree of Knowledge. But, lo, it came to pass that they did eat from this tree. And when the Lord saw that they had disobeyed Him, He was filled with wrath.
And so the Lord stuck to the banishment thing. But, despite the harsh punishment, the humans continued to sin. And one day the Angel showed the Lord a note from school, and He was, like, “Fuck, this is some major shit.” And the Lord said, “So, what, we’re just supposed to let them do whatever they want and become drug addicts?”
And the Angel said, “A, they’re never going to follow that, and, B, it’s completely unenforceable. Like, the only way to police it would be to watch them around the clock, which would be more of a punishment for us than for them.” And the Angel said, “What about the flaming sword?” Because she’d been whirring it around this whole time.
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