In her new column for W, comedian catcohen gives her best advice.
February 26, 2020 12:00 pmhas made a name for herself as a sharp, irreverent chronicler of the often bizarre experience of being a 20-something woman. As the host of Cabernet Cabaret, a weekly stand-up show at New York City’s Club Cumming, she performs brassy, original tunes about rejection , UTIs, and running away from her problems by going apple picking with “13 of [her] closest friends and six of their sexual partners.
Anyway, get rich on your own. How gauche to have to ask permission to spend! And as far as the married bit goes? Well…it’s so vintage. I guess I celebrate people who want to get married, even though when someone tells me they are married, I black out and forget their name. But what do I know? I’m typing this on a laptop with a piece of pad Thai from 2016 stuck in the space bar.
Next, I get how hard it is to not compare yourself to these other girls, but can’t you accept that you and these other girls are both hot in your own way? Can’t two things be true at once? For example, I want Adam Driver to ruin my life fiscally and socially, but I also want Sufjan Stevens to murder me in a quiet bookstore. I don’t discriminate!
Maybe I’m out of touch but this sounds like good news!! Honey, darling, angel, baby: Stop overthinking and give this guy a chance. How do you know what it will turn into? How do people know anything for sure? Last weekend a guy at a bar told me astrology wasn’t real, and I was like,"One, stop flirting with me, and two, isn’t it more fun to believe it’s real?" Keeping an open mind is erotic, being closed off to new ideas is Not It. Okay…slant rhyming erotic with “not it?” I’m an artist.
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