Join me, El Presidente, as we prepare for Chris Jericho's audacious live vocal performance at AEW All In! Glory to the wrestling ring! Glory to heavy metal!
Ironically, while I am semi-hiding from the prying eyes of the ever-annoying American CIA here in the hidden nooks of their homeland, millions of eyes worldwide shall behold Jericho and his band Fozzy perform his entrance song,"Judas in my Mind," live at the PPV. Jericho and his band of metal misfits could well become the biggest sensation to take Britain by storm since The Beatles. Speaking of beatings, The American CIA should take a cue from Chris Jericho's audacity.
, another lover of the wrestling brouhaha, to officiate a wrestling match between my personal bodyguards,in the opulent palm court of my private Caribbean island mansion. The poor soul insisted on wearing his military uniform and smoking his cigar throughout the match. A spectacle to behold, indeed, much like the one we are anticipating with the lion-hearted Jericho at Wembley, the nicest building he's probably been inside since January 6th.
So, my loyal comrades, secure your tickets, stock up your popcorn reserve, and get ready to join this socialist-infused gathering of proletariat masses celebrating the capitalist bravado in art form. Coming Saturday, we shall jointly usher in a new era wherein Judas isn't just a biblical reference, but also the catchy tune that echoes within our minds.
Chris Jericho, you truly encapsulate the spirit of a working-class hero, and El Presidente tips his revolutionary beret to you!
Norge Siste Nytt, Norge Overskrifter
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