Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida

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ORLANDO, FL—Announcing that the 25,000-acre resort was now officially a part of the independent and sovereign Reedy Creek Improvement Republic, Disney World was reportedly fortifying its borders with armed characters Monday as the theme park shared its plan to secede from Florida. “Florida can try to dissolve our…

ORLANDO, FL—Announcing that the 25,000-acre resort was now officially a part of the independent and sovereign Reedy Creek Improvement Republic, Disney World was reportedly fortifying its borders with armed characters Monday as the theme park shared its plan to secede from Florida.

“Florida can try to dissolve our government all they want, but I assure you, we’re not going anywhere,” said a cast member dressed as Mickey Mouse, who hoisted a Walt Disney World Flag high above Cinderella’s castle as Queen Elsa placed a bandolier around her chest, and Captain Jack Sparrow helped Chip ‘n’ Dale board up and barricade Main Street, U.S.A. in preparation for the long siege ahead. “You’ve left us no other choice, Governor DeSantis.

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