The only acceptable wedding happens in Hell.
. However, there is one wedding option I approve of, across the board, for all humans looking to celebrate their love with a binding contract. That option is going to Hell.
This Leap Day, February 29, the town of Hell, Michigan, population 70, will marry 29 couples at 2:29 p.m. free of charge. As officiant Rev. Yvonne Williams, who will perform the ceremony,, “When you get married in Hell, there’s nowhere for your marriage to go but up.”This statement may or may not be true; in fact, statistics indicate there is a very strong chance it is not.
Interested couples are encouraged to text Rev. Williams, and while it is unclear how the couples will be chosen, I personally believe applicants who meet any of the following requirements should be given preference: One or more parties answered, “I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed upon to marry,” toOne of the betrothed is a down-on-their-luck actor and the other is an ingenue very well-suited to a pixie cut, and they are marrying before moving into an improbably spacious Upper West Side apartment building, which would be perfect if not for the addition of nosy elderly neighbors who seem overly preoccupied with the waif-like...
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