Grammar Moses: Nobody who says 'least smartest' can call Bears fans dumb amediting
I stick my neck out every week in an effort to evoke a smile and impart a dash of wisdom. If I whiff on either score, I feel defeated.
People who make a living communicating should be held to a higher standard than your average Joe. So when I get a news release that makes me laugh and cringe simultaneously, I don't feel any guilt about making an example. Were the purpose of this release not to throw shade at the mental acuity of Bears fans, I probably wouldn't be making a big deal about it."The Chicago Bears have the 4th Least Smartest Fans in the NFL, ranking 29th in the NFL with an index score of 7.174!" the release begins.
Wouldn't it be simpler, especially when framed in this way, to say Chicago Bears fans are the fourth-dumbest group of NFL fans?
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