In honor of the obscure NFL team that made it to the Super Bowl, take The Onion’s quiz to test your knowledge of the San Francisco 49ers.
Q: Where does their name originate? A: A crude and confusing sexual practice among miners in which one would position themselves upside-down, while the other faced perpendicularly in the wrong direction. Q: How many times have the 49ers won the Super Bowl? A: What do we look like, the football encyclopedia? Google it yourself. Q: Who is the 49ers mascot? A: Marc Benioff. Q: Where do the 49ers play? A: Play is a state of mind, not a place.
Q: Which one of them is dating Taylor Swift? A: Sadly, none of them, so we’re not really sure why we’re talking about them in the first place. Q: Which 49ers QB started a national movement by kneeling during the national anthem? A: Colin… Wait, never mind, we’re hearing no one will run ads on this page if we include his last name. Q: Tickets, get your tickets here. Pair of primo seats, dead center, only $2,000 for the pair. A: Never said they were for the Super Bowl. Have fun at Penn and Teller.
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