‘I Guess I’d Watch Another,’ Says Woman Unaware Boyfriend Died On Couch 4 Episodes Ago

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KNOXVILLE, TN—Saying she would be “down to watch another one,” local woman Anna Cook was reportedly unaware Thursday that she had sat through four episodes of the Netflix series Bridgerton since her boyfriend, 34-year-old Kyle Lampson, had passed away on the sofa. “At first I wasn’t sure about this show, but now I…

KNOXVILLE, TN—Saying she would be “down to watch another one,” local woman Anna Cook was reportedly unaware Thursday that she had sat through four episodes of the Netflix seriessince her boyfriend, 34-year-old Kyle Lampson, had passed away on the sofa.

“At first I wasn’t sure about this show, but now I kind of want to keep watching to see what happens,” Cook said as she pressed play on another installment of the popular Regency-era romance and pried a popcorn bowl loose from the tight, rigor mortis grip of Lampson’s corpse, failing to notice the flies depositing eggs in her late partner’s nose, ears, and open mouth. “Wow,is having trouble sharing.

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