Ugh, no thank you.
Ever since my youngest daughter was born, I've had this nagging feeling in the back of my head: should I have one more baby?
I patently refuse to allow someone to yank any foreign object out of my vagina without the promise of three months' maternity leave.I'd stand hunched over a pot of off-brand mac and cheese while my kids screamed for pizza , and yet a Pampers diaper commercial would have my ovaries flittering. I'd whisper-yell at my husband about whyalways the one who has to rush online at 7 a.m.
"F*ck," I mumbled to myself. Because that's when I realized. I was never going to have a baby because the idea of going through the logistical efforts of scheduling an appointment with my ob-gyn that didn't conflict with any work meetings, coordinating when I could borrow the car from my husband, and drivingthe way downtown was legitimately the last thing I wanted to tackle on my pages-long to-do list.
My shoulders got tense at the mere thought of having to make one inconvenient phone call to do an inconvenient thing that would require me to go to an inconvenient place on an inconvenient day at an inconvenient time. Imagine how my body would react if I got pregnant and had to go to, at minimum,inconvenient doctor appointments over the next nine months.
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