'They really want us to enjoy this monkey, clap for this monkey, know what this monkey is. They can’t make me. I won’t let them.' claire_lampen writes
Celebs keep trying to make me know what this dumb monkey is. I won’t let them. Photo: The Tonight Show Starring Jim Fallon/Youtube Lately, I keep seeing this cartoon monkey bopping around. I find the monkey mostly unremarkable, generically familiar, and not very much to my liking if not wholly offensive. It has shaggy jowls and eyes that are either closed or obscured, its frowning monkey mouth and round monkey ears wilting with ennui.
Who are the main offenders in this monkey business? So glad you asked. Eminem is one: He updated his Twitter avatar to indicate that he is now the monkey, wearing an army cap and a look of general disdain.Serena Williams recently tweeted her own version, a pink monkey with watering eyes. This one feels more sympathetic, but still, it’s nothing to do with me.
And Monday night, Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon showed off their monkeys on the Tonight Show, trying to teach us all a lesson about how the Bored Ape Yacht Clu — nope, sorry, that’s as far as this train goes. End of the line, last station, everybody please get off. We are not doing this today. Please remember, none of us is under any contractual obligation to care about the monkey or even know anything about it just because the celebs are trying to bully us into caring about “non-fungible tokens.” I must defend my boundaries and pull up the drawbridge on my mind palace at first mention of cryptocurrency or when someone tries to tell me this dumb monkey is actually an ape and what makes it interesting is that it’s an NFT.
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