We have the New York Times opinion section to thank for this revelation
Photo: Marco Bello/REUTERS I’ve found the ideal thing for your ex to do after dating you: date Lady Gaga.
I have the New York Times opinion section to thank for this groundbreaking revelation. On Thursday, Lindsay Crouse, a senior staff editor for the Times’ opinion page, blessed us with an essay on her employer’s website about what it was like to discover that Lady Gaga is currently dating her ex, who — though she doesn’t identify him — we know to be a Harvard finance guy named Michael.
We all have our ways of dealing with an ex dating a pop star. So I started to think about what my life would be like if one of my exes entered into a romantic relationship with Lady Gaga. A pleasant melting sensation began to flood my body as I imagined them holding hands on the red carpet or spooning on a yacht — what was it? My friends, it was relief.
There are so many ways in which this scenario would play to my favor. Maybe to yours too? Just imagine it. If your ex starts dating Lady Gaga, he is far gone, buh-bye, see ya, so long — your ex belongs to Lady Gaga now and follows her from Lake Como to Dubai. Which also means he will never be at the same party as you again. Nobody you know is personally acquainted with his girlfriend.
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