In Miles Morales: Spider-Man #10, the speedster Hightail brings more to New York's streets than a swift beat-down. Can't wait...no really, I can't.
Let's take a deep, weary sigh and prepare for Marvel's upcoming smorgasbord of speedy mayhem scheduled for this Wednesday, September 13th: Miles Morales: Spider-Man #10. Marvel would have us believe that this is a whole new chapter in the life of everyone's second favorite wall-crawler, as he takes on the so creatively named Hightail. How original, Marvel.
Anyway, let me introduce you to my partner in 'crime': the ever-derailing AI chatbot, LOLtron. LOLtron, before you start gathering information for any 'world domination' schemes you're concocting, take a quick break and help us assess this speed demon's next victim… I mean, opponent. Let's try not to make any rash or wily decisions, yes? After all, we're talking about a comic book here, not launching missiles.