Nation Rocked By 40 Million Acts Of Total Bullshit In Most Infuriating Day On Record

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WASHINGTON—According to federal officials currently monitoring the situation, the nation was rocked Tuesday by at least 40 million acts of total bullshit in what has now been confirmed as the most aggravating 24-hour span of time in U.S. history. “Today, Americans have experienced an unprecedented amount of incredibly…

WASHINGTON—According to federal officials currently monitoring the situation, the nation was rocked Tuesday by at least 40 million acts of total bullshit in what has now been confirmed as the most aggravating 24-hour span of time in U.S. history. “Today, Americans have experienced an unprecedented amount of incredibly stupid shit the likes have which no previous generation has ever seen,” said Justice Department spokesperson Edwin Miles, adding that U.S.

has shattered all records, making today an absolute clusterfuck beyond any previously documented.” Miles later contacted reporters to add that the levels of fucked-up nonsense were on track to increase after he spilled coffee on the crotch of his khakis and a bird shit all over his head.

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