Satire by Alexandra Petri: If “Law & Order” investigations went like the Supreme Court leak
Are you sure that you have? We need evidence! Couldn’t you try to … find evidence?We did. We did a thorough investigation. That’s all we can do. We can look at ourselves in the mirror and say, “We did our best.” And, at the end of the day, isn’t that what counts?Not when you are investigating a crime. Look, we know the crime happened, so someone had to have done it!Lawyer:Sure it is.
Look, I just think there’s more investigating you could do before you shrug and say, “Some things are just unknowable.”Some things are just unknowable. Like, how is the Supreme Court going to rule on any given case?Where do bees come from? Who makes Coca-Cola products, really? Where is James Madison now?Sure, poke and prod. Ask your questions. But, at the end of the day, where does that really get you?That was a rhetorical question, one that is asked without expecting any answer.
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