Seth Meyers drags Ted Cruz for fantasizing about Disney's Mickey and Pluto having sex: “Ted Cruz jumping to that conclusion makes it clear he already has some pretty pervy ideas about the Magic Kingdom”
who’s never found a cauldron of culture-war nonsense he didn’t want to dunk his head in.
“Texas Senator Ted Cruz whined about Disney’s opposition to Florida’s recent ban on discussions of sexual orientation or gender identity in kindergarten through third grade, referred to by critics as the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill, by painting this incredibly disturbing image that we now all have to live with,” offeredIndeed, during a taping of his awful podcast, Cruz said, “I think there are people who are misguided trying to drive, you know, Disney stepping in saying, in every episode now they’re...
herself—to use an outdated Cinemax reference to refer to his gonzo porn fantasy involving two beloved Disney characters having sex with each other, as if that could or would ever air on Cinemax. “The point is: Ted Cruz jumping to that conclusion makes it clear he already has some pretty pervy ideas about the Magic Kingdom,” said Meyers. “I’d hate to hear why he thinks it’s called ‘Splash Mountain.’”
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