'A guy wanted Pinocchio on his crotch, with the penis as his nose.'
,"Tattoo artists of Reddit, what is the most fucked-up thing you've tattooed?" Obviously, that caught my interest!And what I read made my spit out my coffee!! Here are some of the wildest responses:"I had a guy get a tattoo of his wife fingering her own ass — while she sat and watched me tattoo it on him. Interesting experience trying to get the shading on her labia just right while she was peering over my shoulder.
"He made an appointment for the following day. When he showed up, I gave him a set of gloves and told him he was gonna be helping to stretch the skin. He was a good sport about it, and all went well and fine…till he told me they were swingers and invited me over to their home to drink Crown and bang his wife. I politely declined, which is probably why the wife got the only 'tip' outta the deal.""I just started tattooing, so I was taking any kind of walk-in I could get.
"She seemed pissed off and unapproachable; the guy was in high spirits, though. I skipped the small talk with her, did the tattoo, let them leave. He came in a few weeks later, alone. I finally asked him, 'Why all the name tattoos?' He told me that he would tattoo her name on himself every time he cheated on her, and she found out."