“I always try to do my best, but kids are heavy and my beak is slick. Once in a while, one slips out. It’s no big deal.” In newyorkerhumor, a stork says his piece.
: I understand that you have something you’d like to share with the public?: Thanks for the opportunity to get my side of the story out there. I’ve seen a lot of really hateful things posted about me online since “the incident.”: You’re referring to the uproar surrounding your alleged dropping of a child into a cornfield last month?: I regret that my actions have caused pain, but together we can grow from this.
We can talk about “irresponsible birds” until we’re blue in the beak, but ultimately the real issue is with the hardness of the earth.: I’m not trying to point fingers here, because I don’t have any—you’re thinking of people hands. But this unfortunate accident has opened my eyes. I understand now that parents get upset when their kids fall from up high. This is all new to me, and things are changing so fast. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of squawking. It’s time to listen.
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