Welcome back, whether you’re here to show off your hedge-fund spouse, are still looking for a hedge-fund spouse, or just want to show an old flame that you’ve got hotter with age.
Welcome back, fellow-Fancies! Can you believe that it’s been ten years since we dunked our class rings in our Murphy’s mugs at graduation? It seems like just yesterday we were going on naked runs across Turner Green, attending naked parties in the basement of Ackerman, enjoying naked brunches in Webster Cafeteria, and going to class naked on Go to Class Naked Day.
And how about the nostalgia of sleeping in the dorms again? It’s been so much fun sharing a room with my old suitemates, Caroline L. and Caroline G. It’s just like freshman year, except without the suitemate we all hated, Emily Q., stealing our underwear only to gamble it away at Theta Kappa’s Up the Panty strip-poker tournament.
And, on the subject of reining it in, a gentle reminder that, while it may be tempting to re-create the classic Fancy College experience of hooking up in the stacks of the Sullivan Annex tonight, exposing yourself in a college library is very much a crime, and, now that we’re in our thirties, Fancy CollegeFor those of us who still have energy tomorrow morning, there will be student-led tours of the brand-new ExxonMobil Center for Student Life, formerly the M.L.K. Memorial Student Center.
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