A long-awaited update to the Shailene Woodley/Aaron Rodgers/anti-vaxx/hairy hands saga
Not Disney. Photo: Matt Stroshane/Disney Finally, People.com has a long-awaited update to the Shailene Woodley/Aaron Rodgers/anti-vaxx/hairy hands saga, a story that some people believe began in 2021, but in reality began on December 2, 1983, when Rodgers came barreling unbidden into our universe. If you have no idea what I am talking about, walk away now. It’s better this way.
Rodgers and Woodley caught a lot of shit for both of these things. In an attempt to make everyone forget any of this ever happened, the two have done relatively little publicly in the months since, except for, I guess, play football , discuss Saturn returns with an astrologist on Instagram Live for 37 minutes , and explain, via an anonymous source, why Rodgers didn’t post anything for Woodley’s birthday: “Shailene and Aaron are still together.
Woodley’s long journey toward what looks uncomfortably like the whirling ideological center of the anti-vaxx movement started innocently enough, along its outer rings, with the vague concept of “wellness,” a general distrust of established medicine and science, saying weird things about feminism, and talking about The Secret.
While these quotes raise the possibility that Woodley has been green-pilled , it’s also possible she is simply garden-variety unaware.
Much like Woodley, it’s clear Rodgers has long been invested in conspiracy theories and the unknowable, if you know where to look . For example, Rodgers said he saw a UFO in New Jersey in 2005, which is honestly just an indicator of a man ahead of the times and the Times.
Despite his clear derision for facts, Rodgers is obsessed with Jeopardy!, a show about facts. For a brief moment, he attempted to host it. He did this most aggressively during a ten-minute Instagram Live session with Woodley, wherein he wrote down “fan questions” in unintelligible handwriting on a piece of paper and answered them while looking vaguely annoyed at Woodley.
What Do I Believe? It would appear — based on my investigation, mining a level of depth that proves I am just as bonkers as both of them and have absolutely no ground to stand on — that despite their insistence that they disagree on a lot of things, Rodgers and Woodley actually disagree on very little. Both are proud conspiracy theorists wandering around saying odd things about the concept of time and distrusting western medicine.
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