“Battery Low” Great, not even their vibrator wants to fuck them.
“Being single is not a real problem, and I’m fucking sick of hearing you complain about it.”“Being single is not a real problem, and I’m fucking sick of hearing you complain about it.”“Maybe if you got a really cool fish tank you would be more appealing to potential partners?”“Maybe if you got a really cool fish tank you would be more appealing to potential partners?”
Listen, we all know how cool a 12-gallon aquarium with LED lights would be, but it’s not in everyone’s budget.
No, it isn’t. Valentine’s Day is only on Feb. 14, regardless of your relationship status. They’re single, not stupid.“Over time, you’ll grow more accustomed to your agonizing loneliness.”Advertisement“Did you know 90% of currently spoken languages will have become extinct by 2050?” Being alone on Valentine’s Day is sad enough without having to be reminded of the ongoing threats to linguistic traditions across the globe.“Don’t worry. People will definitely want to have sex with your body after you’re dead.”“Don’t worry. People will definitely want to have sex with your body after you’re dead.”
While you may think you’re making them feel better, assuring someone that people will one day dig up their corpse and have sex with it is only comforting to necrophiliacs.While this may stand on its merits, it might be more helpful to see whether your single friend is making it through the day okay.List slidesJust because you won fair and square doesn’t mean you have to rub it in on Valentine’s Day.
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