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KENT, WA—Noting that there’s simply not room in his life for both a serious commitment and the numerous serialized dramas he’s currently watching, local man Rob Anaya told reporters he’s thankful to be single during the golden age of television. “Things have just been going so well recently with Man In The High Castle…

KENT, WA—Noting that there’s simply not room in his life for both a serious commitment and the numerous serialized dramas he’s currently watching, local man Rob Anaya told reporters he’s thankful to be single during the golden age of television.

“Things have just been going so well recently with, I would never want to put all that on hold for a girlfriend,” said Anaya, explaining that, with Netflix having just renewed gritty crime dramafor a third season, this was the ideal time for him to be unattached.

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